105 Best Funny Minion Quotes & Messages 2015

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105 Funny Minion Quotes 2015 to share with friends

Minion Quotes 2015 : Get some 100 + 5 Funny Quotes about Minions, for friends and lovers. Also we had given you some motivational and inspirational minion quotes. You and your friends gonna laugh a lot with these quotes about minions, so share it with your friends and keep smiling :)

minion quotes love 2015

You know how you can smack something to get it to work?

I wish i could do that with people

– Carl

 

I’m not a SMARTASS…

I am a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious and
I speak fluent sarcasm.

– Dave

 

Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds.

Fat people are harder to kidnap..

– Jerry

 

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me…
I’ll train you.!!

– Jorge

 

Laughing is the best medicine.
But if you’re laughing for no reason,
You may need medicine.

– Kevin

 

Run for your life!
There are stupid people everywhere.!

– Mark

 

I have a date tonight, with my bed.
We are totally gonna sleep together.

– Phil

 

I don’t suffer from insanity.
I enjoy every minute of it.

– Stuart

 

When you really want to slap someone,
Do it and Say “Mosquito”

– Tom

 

Of course I talk to myself…
Sometimes I need expert advice

– Tim

minion friend quotes

I would lose weight,
but i hate losing…

– Carl

 

2 Mysterious people live in my house.

Somebody & Nobody.

Somebody did it and Nobody knows who.

– Dave

 

Im not crazy
Im just special.!!

… No, wait…..
maybe im crazy

one second……

i have to talk to myself
about this, hold on….

– Jerry

 

I’m so good at sleeping.
I can do it with my eyes closed.

– Jorge

 

Life is short,
Smile While
you still have teeth.

– Kevin

 

So if a redhead goes crazy,
Is it called Ginger snaps?

– Mark

 

Think of a number between 0 and 20.
Add 32 to it.
Multiply by 2.
Subtract 1

Now close your eyes.
.
.
.
.
.
Its dark isn’t it?!!

– Phil

 

Eat whatever you want, and if someone tries
to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

– Stuart

 

I wish there was a way to donate FAT like you can donate blood.

– Tom

 

I don’t have to worry about being getting kidnapped,
they would bring me back in less than an hour.!!

– Tim